BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – U.S. Rep. Loretta Sanchez has apologized for an ethnically touchy gaffe that was caught on cell phone video. The Democrat, who is running to replace California’s retiring Sen. Barabara Boxer, would otherwise seem like a paragon of diversity. But when she let out a stereotypical Native American “war cry” that many found racially offensive, it marred that image and sent her running. She later apologized and said, she did not mean to offend Native Americans at all, and added, “That if I am elected, I will help many of them to advance to middle class status, and out of low income teepees.”