BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an airplane-etiquette survey Expedia conducted last year, seat kicking reigned as the number one most annoying on-board behavior. The FAA has finally addressed this ongoing complaint, by adding a new regulation, which is now often referred to as the “Punch the Parent Option”. The new rules has strict oversight of the maximum amount of teeth that can be knocked out of a parent that ignores their child’s unruly antics. However, exceeding the maximum justifiable force can cause the passenger to be arrested by air marshals, and/or forfeiture of all of their snacks for the duration of the flight.