BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Clothing designer Jovani Fashions who’s formal attire has been worn by well known celebrities, has announced that they will be making elegant women’s dresses for under $20.00. The catch? It will completely disintegrate the following morning. The new top secret material that will make a woman look classy in the moonlight, vanishes into nothing when the sun rises. “In other words”, said a spokesman for the company, “here today, gown tomorrow”.