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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Ampulex Dementor, named after the terrifying soul-suckers from the “Harry Potter” movies, is one of a 139 new species discovered in Asia’s Mekong Delta in 2014, according to a World Widlife Fund report. The wasp, which was discovered in Thailand, injects venom into a mass of neurons on the cockroach’s belly that turns the roach into a passive zombie, according to the report. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, many people in the United States have been stung by this wasp that have turned into passive zombies that eventually run for political office, and often get elected.