BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s official online store is up and running, selling her “Everyday Pantsuit Tee Shirt” for $30. The front of the shirt features an outline of a suit jacket, plus a string of pearls at the neckline. On the back is the simple tagline, “Pantsuit Up.” According to a anonymous source from Hillary’s camp, if it works for the women as it did for her, their husbands will view them as emotionally icy cold, request separate bedrooms, and demand the phone numbers of all of their female friends and their gullible daughters.