BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – The FBI is investigating allegations that officials in the St. Louis Cardinals’ front office illegally hacked into a computer database belonging to the Houston Astros. The Times, citing law enforcement, reported that investigators uncovered evidence that officials from the Cardinals broke into the network that included information about players and personnel. The alleged hacking does not seem to be sophisticated, officials told the paper. This is the second incident involving Cardinals hacking into a computer database this year. The first one was when several Catholic Cardinals were caught hacking into a database of a grammar school, compiling a list of boys’ names and addresses, for reasons that they still haven’t disclosed.