BREAKING NEWS – Bergen County, New Jersey – Devan Solanki, 18, an honors student at Lodi High School, has been told to stay home on graduation day despite his 4.3032 grade-point average and No. 1 class ranking. He was suspended for five days after allegedly threatening a guidance counselor. The incident also led the school to order the teen to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. According to one of his classmates that has chosen to remain anonymous, Solanki is so angry that he built a mini-atomic bomb that he plans on placing in the lounge for the faculty, and detonating it remotely. The student added that once the teachers are blown apart, Solanki’s plan’s on defending himself in court alleging that he had no intentions of harming anyone, but he was only trying to historically determine if Japan had no choice but to surrender in World War II, after the U.S. leveled Hiroshima and Nagasaki.