BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Breakups can be messy — especially when your jilted ex-lover owns a saw. A German man, Der Juli took revenge on his former partner by slicing everything they owned together in half, the Daily Mail reports. The man used a range of power tools to divvy up various furniture and electronic items, including a couch, an iPhone 5, a TV set, a teddy bear, and even a car. He is currently in jail under arrest charged with conspiracy to commit murder, after he snuck into his ex-girlfriend’s bedroom, and she caught him drawing a black line across her stomach, while carrying a rusty hand saw.