BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – District Attorney Marilyn Mosby is said to be outraged that it was revealed that in 1989, her father and former cop Alan James was arrested and charged with assault and battery for his role in several armed robberies in a high-crime area of Boston. She initially said that “This is a family matter and nobody else’s business.” Mosby later changed her mind and stated that she plans to charge all of the current six officers in the high profile case she’s prosecuting, as accomplices in her father’s crime spree in 1989. After being told that some the six cops weren’t even born then, she said that they can enter their birth certificates into evidence during that portion of their trial.