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BREAKING NEWS – Dannemora, New York – Pamela Sweat, the mother of escaped killer David Sweat said she’s glad he’s alive. She said her son made some very poor choices, and after he was convicted of a brutal murder, he started hanging around the wrong crowd while in prison.