BREAKING NEWS – Gorham, New Hampshire – Campaign aides for Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton on Saturday roped off reporters from the candidate as she walked and talked with potential voters during a July Fourth parade in New Hampshire, sparking frustration from the press corps and outrage from the state Republican Party. The “specialized rope” was electrified with voltage comparable to a taser, that would disable any member of the media that dared to touch it. However the high tech rope’s voltage which was closely monitored, was raised to the point that would make it fatal if contacted, anytime a Fox News reporter approached it with some presumably tough questions for Hillary Clinton.