BREAKING NEWS – Krün, Germany – German Chancellor Angela Merkel was insulted and deeply offended after President Obama was critical of her “talent” as she she was singing “The hills were alive with the sound of music”, as they took a break from G-7 summit. Many blacks are now calling Merkel a racist, when she called his singing “flat and off key”, after she sat down, and he got up and sang a few songs from “The Wiz”.