BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Serena Beuford, 27, has been hospitalized after her butt implants exploded while doing squats. According to witnesses, as she was squatting, she heard a loud pop; which prompted her to immediately stop. Soon after the popping sound, Beuford fell to the floor screaming in agony from the pain. Other gym members rushed to her rescue until medical services arrived. Homeland Security has tried to keep this story out of the news, over concerns that it might give ideas to Middle Eastern female suicide bombers.