BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In 2002, Bill Cosby received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Today, some members of Congress understandably would prefer that the accused serial rapist didn’t count such a high honor among his laurels. In recent months, he has come under fire amid allegations that he raped multiple women, and court documents from 2005 that were recently released show he admitted to buying pills to use on women he wanted to have sex with. Cosby responded by saying, “That I wished I would’ve had the Medal of Freedom forty years ago. I would have given to any women that could have escaped my clutches, five minutes after giving them my special drink”.