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BREAKING NEWS – Lee, Florida – A Florida man attempted to chew off his fingerprints while in a patrol car to avoid being identified by the police. Lee County Sheriff detectives noticed a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen and after stopping the vehicle, they found the driver, Kenzo Roberts, was using a fake ID, had a concealed firearm and possessed three fraudulent credit cards. Surveillance video shows Roberts unsuccessfully trying to bite off his own fingerprints while in the backseat of the patrol car. Lee County Sheriff officials say Roberts has two felony warrants for his arrest for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He also tried to dupe the police by plucking out his facial hair and talking in a high pitched feminine voice, in a futile attempt to make them believe that he was actually a flat-chested lesbian with masculine features.