BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The reviews are in for “Selfish,” Kim Kardashian’s book of selfies, and to put it mildly, they are all terrible. In a press release, Barnes and Noble CEO Michael P. Huseby stated, “We apologize that this garbage was being distributed at our stores. Every person that was involved in making the decision directly or indirectly to stock this ‘empty-headed’ book has been fired, and we are offering full refunds for people that were foolish enough to buy it. Currently, we are giving away the remaining books in the hopes to remove the stench of this publication from our outlets.”