BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Pentagon is now under fire from Amnesty International and several other human rights organizations for authorizing interrogators at Guantanamo Bay to play Kim Kardashian’s newly released song (which is awful according to music critics), that is now being used as a very effective tool on detainees, in order to get them to confess and disclose important information. Admiral Mike Mullen chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff stated at a press conference, that they used Kim’s song exclusively on hardened prisoners that were still not compliant after being water boarded. He added that 100% of the prisoners that were subjected to her singing, begged for mercy within the first minute of the song and then eagerly dispensed intelligence that saved American lives.