BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Five employees who work at a federal watchdog agency tasked with rooting out fraud and abuse were indicted after investigators say they concocted a plan that stole lunch money from needy children. Prosecutors say the employees, all working with the Government Accountability Office, tried to illegally obtain reduced-price school lunches for their children by falsely reporting their incomes in order to qualify for the discounted government meals. Attorneys for all five employees are stating that they plan to have psychiatrists testify as expert witnesses alleging, “that all of them were bullied as children and regularly had their lunch money taken. Thus their misguided actions was simply a way for them to try replace what was stolen from them in their innocence during their youth.”