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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a small rally, Hillary Clinton lead people in a prayer, focusing specifically on the federal investigations she is currently under. She explained to the crowd regarding her deleted the emails, that they “miraculously vanished” from her server, thus she cannot be held criminally responsible for an “act of God”. She also requested for all of her supporters to regularly pray that God confesses to His misdeeds, hopefully before she has to testify against Him before Congress in October.