BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton, is now calling for a nationwide boycott against Pizza Hut, citing their name is racist. According to Sharpton, “There are plenty of Africans that live in huts, which is obviously very primitive. And Pizza Hut obviously got their title from insensitive Italians bigots, that want to arrogantly remind my brothers and sisters in the motherland, that they will never enjoy the taste of cheese, sausage, and pepperoni.”