BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – One of the newest teachers at the vaunted Yale University burnished his Ivy League résumé in the Black Lives Matter movement. DeRay McKesson will be teaching a one-credit course this fall as a guest lecturer at Yale Divinity School. He will present case studies about the work of organizing, public advocacy, civil disobedience, pointless rioting, looting, and fundamental property destruction. Yale President Peter Salovey, announced that if he is received well, next semester he will be teaching courses in basic hate, advanced hate, and white guilt.