BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – A major scandal is brewing at the Food Network after it has been revealed that several chefs on the show are now or have been in rehab. Brooke Johnson who is the president of the Food Network has now acknowledged that an unspecified amount of chefs, are addicted to swallowing tablespoons full of cooking oil until they feel they are in euphoric state. Johnson said he is currently to try to get help for any of his employees struggling with Crisco-meth.
