BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on challenging all employers regarding potential discrimination based on gender. To level the playing field according to them, any man that’s in a same sex marriage that gains more that twenty pounds during a span of nine months, is entitled to maternity leave. Chief Justice Roberts of the U.S. Supreme Court stated, “That the thought of knowing this case will be eventually argued here, gives me morning sickness!”
