BREAKING NEWS – Napanoch, New York – Harvard’s prestigious debate team won the national title this year and the world championship in 2014, loses to NY inmates. It took place at the Eastern New York Correctional Facility, a maximum-security prison in Napanoch. The Ivy League undergrads were invited last month to debate the inmates who take in-prison courses taught by Bard College faculty. The students who are now labeled “sore losers”, were complaining to the panel of neutral judges that declared the inmates victorious, stating that “the prisoners had an unfair advantage since the subject we were debating was criminal law”.
