BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Beginning March of 2016, Playboy Magazine will no longer publish pictures on nude women as they have since 1953. The founder of the magazine Hugh Hefner, stated that his decision is prompted by the internet. “We have been selling our magazines for 60 years on newstands” he said from the Playboy Mansion. “But our circulation has dropped dramatically, because the internet now allows publicity hungry women trying to jump start their careers to be exploited for free.”