BREAKING NEWS – Crystal, Nevada – Former NBA and reality TV star Lamar Odom was hospitalized after he was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel, authorities said. The Nye County Sheriff’s Department was called to the Love Ranch which is about 70 miles outside of Las Vegas, for a report of an unresponsive man needing an ambulance, Sheriff Sharon A. Wehrly said in a statement. The 35-year-old was stabilized and taken to Desert View Hospital in nearby Pahrump. He appears to be doing ok now, but initially doctors said his condition was “whore-able”.

When this story was written it was reported that he was stable, not on life support. Obviously we have no ill will toward Lamar Odom, and we hope he gets a speedy and full recovery.