BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden states that he is outraged that the Toronto Blue Jays beat the Texas Rangers in the American league playoffs. “This is a slap in the face to our country because Canadian sports should have nothing to do with U.S. sports”, he explained. “If we don’t pass a law banning this type of interaction, the next thing you know, those freakin’ Canadians will try to do the same thing with the National Hockey League!”
