BREAKING NEWS – Bellevue, Washington – Beginning on June 1st, T- Mobile will be marketing their newly developed cell phone with caller I.Q. The phone will have some built in sensors, that can determine the owner’s intelligence, based on their educational background. If their I.Q. is low enough, the call will be automatically disconnected after they dial the last number. T- Mobile added that it will be highly unlikely for anyone using this phone to ever receive any calls from someone that went to a public school in New York City, Los Angeles or Chicago.