BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the L.A. Times, the latest woman to allege sexual abuse against Bill Cosby is Supergirl. Cosby, who is currently being deposed in a civil lawsuit did not comment. Supergirl’s attorney has stated that even though she is at least one hundred times stronger than the controversial comedian, she alleged that at a party both of them attended, he put in her drink a mixture of Quaaludes and kryptonite.