BREAKING NEWS – Pageland, South Carolina – Brent Nicholson, 51 was arrested after deputies seized thousands of stolen guns in his home and a nearby storage building. Chesterfield County Sheriff Jay Brooks told WBTV that “There’s like 150 chainsaws, probably 250 to 300 taxidermy mounts, somewhere between 7,000 and 10,000 stolen weapons. Nicholson’s attorney said his client is mentally ill because he planned on single handedly overthrowing the U.S. government one state at a time. And he was going to get started as soon as he could purchase some lightsabers from George Lucas that he could use for combat in close quarters.
