BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell refuses to comment on a recording made of him regarding his opinion of the intelligence of the average NFL player. He stated to one of his staffers, that the reason why many of the players get signing bonuses, is to test and make sure that some of these uneducated idiots can write their own names. Many of the players offended by the comment, said that they planned on responding to Goodell, as soon as they can find someone that will assist them in drafting a letter.
