BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A movie critic is upset at the upcoming Charlie Brown movie because the classic character doesn’t have a “non-white love interest.” Variety’s Peter Debruge said the cartoon needs “a little modernization” in terms of interracial romance between eight-year-olds, and that Charlie Brown should have “a non-white love interest.” Other groups that had objections to the new film was Muslims who were offended by Pig Pen due to his name, and Latinos who feel that Snoopy should be changed from a Beagle to a Chihuahua.