BREAKING NEWS –Washington, D.C. – The DNC is now lobbying to pass a bill that will fund courses for male transgenders that do not have medical insurance, to teach them how to walk in stiletto heels. According to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, this will reduce the amount of men going to emergency wards for severely twisted ankles and similar injuries. She also wants self defense classes being taught to these same “men” that will be wearing this type of shoe, on how they can be used as a weapon to ward off any far-sighted guys that are overly flirtatious.
