BREAKING NEWS – Athens, Greece – An unidentified migrant from Syria swam over 700 miles crossing the Aegean Sea from Turkey to Greece to escape persecution. Even though he was exhausted, he was ecstatic about finally reaching the shore. But within an hour, his joy turned to horror after he discovered that his legs were missing, and it appeared that he unknowingly was attacked by sharks en route in the frigid water. He realized that the limbs were missing after noticing that everyone on the beach was suspiciously taller than he was.
