BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Authorities are “99.9 percent sure” the terrorist known as Jihadi John”, whose real name is Mohammed Emwazi, died in a strike launched just before midnight local time Thursday. A British drone and two MQ-9 Reaper drones owned by the U.S. had been following Emwazi, 27, for most of the day as he met with people around the ISIS-held Syrian city of Raqqa, sources said. “The missiles that hit him in his car were so powerful that he evaporated” said Army Col. Steven Warren, a military spokesman. Emwazi’s grieving parents are stating that they plan on suing the manufacturer of the vehicle that their son was killed in. They are alleging that the car must’ve had a serious defect in its design and they believe their son should’ve survived the blast, because he was wearing his safety belt and not exceeding the posted speed limit.