BREAKING NEWS – Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada – Electronic Arts (EA) announced that its new mixed martial arts video game, EA Sports UFC 2, has yanked its plan to feature former UFC champion Ronda Rousey on its cover. The CEO Frank Gibeau was very blunt at a press conference when stated, “It would be a poor business decision to put Ronda Rousey on the cover of UFC 2 after her recent fight. However, do to our contractual obligation, we are currently creating a new game in which her face will be prominently featured on a punching bag. We haven’t gotten her input on this idea yet, because her manager told me that since she was viciously knocked out by Holly Holm, she still does not have any idea on who and where she is.”
