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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed by Matt Lauer on the “Today Show”, actor Charlie Sheen reveals that he has been HIV positive for 4 years. He said he’s not sure who he contracted it from, but he narrowed it down to 1 of 1500 prostitutes in Los Angeles County.