BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now accusing the music industry of discriminating against “gangsta rappers” with speech impediments, specifically stuttering. Susan Herman who is the president of the ACLU said in part in a written statement, “We have heard their bigoted excuses that a song that should be approximately four minutes ends up being nearly three hours in length due the enunciation issues. However, these music reps have no reason to allege that they fear for their life. Because even though several stuttering rappers threatened to kill anyone in the studio that laughed at them, only a handful of people were viciously assaulted, no one died, and most of the injured victims had full recoveries.”
