BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Earlier this month, an 80-year-old, homeless, white-bearded man was found deceased under an overpass in San Diego, California. Nobody knew the man’s name, but friends referred to him as Jessie, so investigators decided to try DNA testing with hopes that something would pop up in the nationwide DNA database. What popped up on the computer screen in the high-tech lab stunned everyone. The DNA results of ‘Jessie Doe’ were an exact match to the one and only, Elvis Aaron Presley. According to people that knew him, he said he had amnesia that lasted for decades after he was injured while performing at an outdoor concert for inmates in a state prison. He stated that while he was singing, one of the convicts threw a stone at him because he didn’t like his music, and he suffered a dramatic memory loss after getting in the head with a jailhouse rock.