BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After a 25 year study of celebrities that have face lifts that included Cher, Michael Jackson, Burt Reynolds, and Carly Simon, NASA is now encouraging congress to have them outlawed nationwide. According to the current Administrator of NASA Charles Bolden, “People who have had this type of surgery look so strange once they get to they are in their seventies, that we believe it will probably be extremely difficult to tell them apart from the possible inhabitants of Mars that we plan on discovering in the next few decades.”
