BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – Pepperidge Farm is suing Trader Joe’s for infringing on the trademark of its popular Milano cookie. According to a complaint filed in federal court, the grocery chain’s version of a sandwich cookie, called Trader Joe’s Crispy Cookies, look too similar to the Milano cookie and the products’ sale is “damaging its goodwill and confusing shoppers. Trader Joe’s version of the sandwich cookie is more rectangular but has rounded edges, which according to Campbell Soup-owned Pepperidge Farm, is too similar since it clearly mimics “an overall oval shape.” The company has also accused Trader Joe’s of using similar packaging. Upon hearing this, attorneys for Elmer’s Glue are considering if they should sue milk manufacturers and distributors, alleging that “cow’s milk” looks too similar to their product. They plan on sending a “Cease & Desist Letter” to all dairy farmers nationwide to halt production, until this complicated trademark issue can be amicably resolved.