BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Electronic commerce giant Amazon, is now pulling hoverboards from their shelves amid fire reports. The company has pulled nearly all of the brands from its site as federal regulators investigate reports of them exploding into flames. There have been 11 reports in 10 states of the self-balancing electric scooters bursting into flames received by the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Toys “R” Us has decided to sell them anyway, but informs their customers with a subliminal message by placing hoverboards next to “Hot Wheels”.
