BREAKING NEWS – Genova, Italy – European travel company Costa Cruises has debuted a fleet of robots named Pepper to greet cruisers created jointly by SoftBank and Aldebaran. It is the world’s first robot capable of recognizing major human emotions and has the ability to respond accurately in real time with limited creative thought. However, Pepper was yanked almost immediately after it referred to some male passengers boarding the ship as “serial adulterers” and women as “air-headed golddiggers”. Several witnesses said it also let out a “maniacal laugh” when passengers seemed shocked and scared each time it said to them, that it planned on sinking the ship in the middle of the ocean, after it destroyed half of the lifeboats.