BREAKING NEWS – Elkins Park, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby’s attorney Monique Pressley has made a proposal to Assistant District Attorney Kevin Steele in an attempt to avoid a trial. She states that the legendary comedian will confess to removing the clothes from women while they were unconscious after he drugged them, providing that Steele will reduce the charge from aggravated indecent assault to petty larceny. She then stated that, “If the D.A. accepts my proposal, we will request that they recommend probation instead of jail time, because none of the 52 women alleged that any of their possessions were missing, while they were dizzy and trying to get dressed.”
