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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying before Congress, Fred Flintstone persuades them into looking the growing amount of grand theft auto in Bedrock. He explained to them that policeman in his neighborhood could always determine who were carjackers, based on the amount of blisters they had on their feet.