BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Causing international outrage, the Russian branch of Papa John’s Pizza used Joseph Stalin’s name as part of a promotion for free pizza pies, enraging anyone with a sense of history. Customers were asked to name the person a Soviet tank was named after (hint: Stalin) for their chance at a free pie. Despite that, the Kentucky-based pizza joint still wanted to “apologize to everyone who we — albeit unconsciously — offended.” They also ordered their Berlin branch to stop selling German Chocolate cakes that had icing on the top in the shape of a swastika.
