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BREAKING NEWS – Salem, Massachusetts – A teenager that jumped off a roof while trying to fly on a broom, fell and broke her leg. Her parents blame a new organization that tries to help young girls involved in the occult to fulfill their dreams, called the “Make a Witch Foundation”.