BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Cereal makers Kellogg, General Mills, and Quaker are saying that business is booming in China, after the three companies persuaded the citizens to start using spoons instead of chopsticks to eat their popular breakfast food. Millions of Chinese citizen expressed their gratitude toward the “new concept”, and said it now takes them only about five minutes to eat a bowl of cereal by using a spoon, instead of the previous hour and a half.