BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now threatening to sue cities nationwide for violating laws regarding the separation of church and state. They are demanding that all “cross” walks be removed because they believe it is an indirect reference to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. They also want all streets to be given curves, because the ones that are “straight” are giving drivers a subliminal message that it’s ok to be homophobic.
