BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Olympic Team for discrimination. Some of the allegations include the 4 x 100 track teams for not having neither white nor obese sprinters. They also accused the skeet shooting teams for flagrant bigotry, for not allowing inner city gang members to try out, simply because the “alleged criminals” rejected the standard shot gun, and wanted to use stolen handguns that they were used to tucking in their pants while running from the police.
